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Hello, everyone. I'm Heisei Ume.
It's been a while since we shot a collaboration video for ZERO-ICHI-TV.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Hello.
I'm Souga TOTAL TEMPURA.
Thank you for your cooperation.
As a YOUTUBER, I do Sushi Boys as a TEMPURA.
So, I'm here as a TEMPURA today.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Wow!
I think it's lotion, but it's poop spray in this container.
What kind of target is that today?
Araya Himeka-chan.
Hime's Hirano-chan.
She's a pretty energetic girl.
She might have a trick up her sleeve.
That's right.
Her reaction might be big too.
I don't think it's big.
She's a bright girl.
Yes.
I want her to make a setting where she's alone.
Yes.
After filming the fake show...
Yes.
Me and Yumei-chan will make a setting where she leaves her seat.
Yes.
We decided to film it as an opening.
This is a room.
We'll make her make a noise.
I see.
And I was wondering what it was.
Suddenly, the door opened.
It's a prank where a cockroach appears.
I'm scared of cockroaches.
This is a fake cockroach toy, isn't it?
I've prepared a lot of it.
I'm calling someone to be a cockroach human today.
I'm going to stick it on his ratai.
Please come in.
The way you come out is scary.
The main character of this story is Shinogi.
I'm Shinogi.
As a cockroach human while being a writer, how many years have you been doing it?
It's not a job.
It's been about two years since I became a cockroach human.
It's been a long time.
I'll stick it on your ratai.
Thank you very much.
Can I use all of them in the same direction?
No, you can use them randomly.
Everyone.
Cockroach human has been completed.
Come on, cockroach human.
I've got a lot of it.
This is creepy, isn't it?
I'm scared of cockroaches.
I'll definitely get it.
Cockroach human has been completed.
We asked 100 independent entertainers, men and women.
Please tell me why you are independent.
It's all here.
It was perfect.
I'm going to get a member who I don't think will get married for three years from now in Zero One.
This is the person. Please.
Thank you for your cooperation.
You look young.
No, I'm young.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm a snowman with a round face and a height of 48 cm.
The mark is a black hair shortcut.
I'm Hinano Hime, 20 years old, in charge of Aoi.
Thank you for your cooperation.
You are "the idol".
Do you think she will get married?
I don't think so.
I was surprised, too.
Today's program is like that.
Did you think about getting married until you were in junior high school?
My mom often told me that a prince would come to pick me up, so I believed it all the time.
If you were asked why you are not married now, what would you say?
After all, I'm an idol, so I'm everyone's Hinano.
I think the fans' feelings have calmed down.
Lastly, look at the camera.
I'm an idol, so I'm everyone's Hinano.
For the time being, I'm single.
Thank you very much.
The fans of Hinano are relieved.
For the time being.
OK. Thank you very much.
The scene here is OK.
I'd like to interview you again for one shot.
Before that, I'd like you to wait for the opening scene with Mr. Omura and Ms. Hai.
Please wait here.
How do you like it?
She is honest.
So I'm really nervous.
I'm going to cry.
I'm not sure if it's a child or an adult.
What should I do?
Please judge by sound only.
I'm sorry!
Are you okay?
You've come a long way!
It's a prank!
I know it's a prank!
I said it like a mother.
You were scared, weren't you?
I'm sorry I was scared!
You were very energetic!
You were scared, weren't you?
Wait a minute.
Camera.
Yes.
Camera.
I thought it was an emergency situation, so I was in a hurry and threw out my smartphone.
Cute!
You're a great uncle.
You were scared, weren't you?
Yes, I was scared.
Were you scared, too?
I was wondering if you were shooting over there or if it was the sound of a motorcycle because it's Roppongi.
You thought it was the sound of a motorcycle.
I didn't think it was such a loud sound.
Brother, I'm shaking a little.
No, you're still shaking.
Poor you.
I'm sorry.
You're really stupid.
Stupid bastard.
I don't want to do it anymore.
Was this the only one you shot today?
This is the only one.
Really?
Because you asked me why, didn't you?
Yes.
No way!
It doesn't go up anywhere.
Oh, I see.
It was a great success!
I'm sorry, Yonchan and Tomino.
Thank you for pranking me.
I'm glad you're positive and nice.
Thank you.
I'm glad you like it.